Agitated man climbs atop 80-foot tree in downtown Seattle, won't come down

KOMONews.com ^ | 3-23-2016 | BY KOMO STAFF

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

And then you bring in the lizards to eat the frogs.

Then the birds to eat the lizards.

Then the wildcats to get rid of the birds.

At some point it will circle back around to bringing in crazy humans to sit in the trees.

[umgud]

Well, you said it. Gud fer you.

[Jack Hammer]

Sap.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

There are occasions when the correct answer is “Don't just do something, stand there!”

President Coolidge was a proponent of taking this path when ever possible.

[John123]

He sat next to the tree for a few minutes and the police came in, gently," KIRO Radio's Josh Kerns reports.

Well, they usually shoot first... that sensitivity training must be working.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Kinda hot. Bat$hit crazy, though.

[morphing libertarian]

don’t give him food or water. He’ll come down.

[right way right]

Simplicity’s Genius, you are it. (Yoda speak)

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