Posted on 04/04/2016 10:34:50 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
“It was the park owner.”
His statement: “...and I’d have gotten AWAY with it if it weren’t for you MEDDLING KIDS!!!”
The Disney parks in the US have always had Haunted Mansion rides.
Is that like the headless body found in the strip joint? “Topless man in Topless Bar”
Looks like a real ghost will now walk the attraction.
I used to hate starting Mondays with a car like that.
I bet there will be no charges.
Case like that. Not car.
LOTOT is your lifesaving friend.
In short, the authorities positively refused to press charges due to lack of grounds.
“I bet there will be no charges.”
Before or after they conduct an investigation?
“In short, the authorities positively refused to press charges due to lack of grounds.”
Was Disney an impedance to the investigation?
That had to be said. Rofl.
Actually Disney generated some gains when they discharged a Pole who dropped a load in the current and played harmonicas in a duplex while smoking pot.
“Actually Disney generated some gains when they discharged a Pole who dropped a load in the current and played harmonicas in a duplex while smoking pot.”
I vote for your inductance into the hall of fame.
He'd have been barking, howling-at-the-moon mad if he had.
When hinges creak
In doorless chambers
and strange and frightening sounds
echo through the halls
wherever candlelight flickers
when the air is deathly still
that is the time when ghosts are present
practicing their terror with
ghoulish delight
welcome foolish mortals
to the haunted mansion
I am your host, your ghost host
you will not be harmed, but you will not be released
until you have taken a tour of my home
we have so few visitors
live ones, that is...bwahaahaahahahahah
come along now..........
Posting that without a trigger warning invades the safe space between my ears, which are now going to be replaying that song for at least 24 hours. If I knew where you were I would have the Dean of Speech Control expel you from it!
Sorry about that. :D
I always thought it would have been a great alternative to waterboarding.
Damn. Now I have that stupid song stuck in my head.
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