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To: EveningStar
I have to say this. I have been lying to myself for most of my adult life. I am not actually a middle-class white guy that is through his taxes and personal sacrifice supporting his own family and a dozen other people I don't know who don't want to work. I am repelled by that.

I do, in fact, self-view myself as British royalty.

You can laugh. You can belittle me, God knows many have. But it is just because YOU are a cruel, hateful hater, who hates me. With hate.

I realize this won't be easy for some of you. But starting now, you will all be required to contribute on a weekly basis to the 50sDad Enhanced Royalty Initiative. This money will allow me to live to the manner which I should be living. Big houses, yachts, fancy parties...just like royalty does.

I will require that everyone actively supports, endorses, and validates me on a daily basis as well. I expect regular emails on the tone of "Good for you, in the imaginary life you have chosen!" and "You are a wonderful person for being just who you think you are!"

Of course, some of you will scorn me, and call me silly. You must be punished for this. Publicly. So that absolutely NO ONE ELSE thinks even for a moment that what I believe is frivolous, self-indulgent, or actually, quite insane (based on the antiquated social mores and medical diagnosis of just fifty years ago.)

So, hurray for me! And get that money rolling to me today!

His Royal Highness Sir 50sDad, Arch-Duke of Chimera, Royal Duchy of Ulm, and Not At All a Selfish, Self-Worshiping, Delusional Wanker

16 posted on 04/10/2016 2:02:34 PM PDT by 50sDad (A Liberal prevents me from telling you anything here.)
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To: 50sDad
Also recall...homosexuals insist that they are what they are because "God made me this way, and God doesn't make mistakes." (Regardless of what they actually may BELIEVE...this puts the weight of the arguement back on YOU. I mean, now to object to how they chose to act, you must be DOUBTING GOD!)

Counter to this, the very same kind of Liberals will say "I should have been born a woman. God made a mistake. And now I have to fix it!" (Using tax and medical money that you ultimately provide.)

Not sure how THEIR god can at once be always right and often wrong. But hey, I guess it makes them feel better.

21 posted on 04/10/2016 2:07:48 PM PDT by 50sDad (A Liberal prevents me from telling you anything here.)
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To: 50sDad

You should strive for more, it’s good to be King!


24 posted on 04/10/2016 2:15:24 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (America, a Rule of Mob nation)
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To: 50sDad

Royalty was based on the first born. I suppose the tranny was to be the last born.... we see the feminine aristocrats of the court all the time in movies... hmmm


26 posted on 04/10/2016 2:17:36 PM PDT by JudgemAll (Democrats Fed. job-security Whorocracy & hate:hypocrites must be gay like us or be tested/crucified)
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To: 50sDad
Nice mirror flip.

Try it with the queeran.

33 posted on 04/10/2016 2:45:53 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist (Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed,)
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