He’s The Walking Ted. Or Ted Man Walking.
LOL! I wish I could come up with funny things too.
I’ve been making a list of all the “TEDs” because they crack me up - but I like your “Ted Man Walking” and “The Walking Ted”
here’s the “TEDs” I’ve seen on FR: (likely missing some)
DeconstrucTED
EvisceraTED
MelTED
SublimaTED
SelecTED
ElecTED
DisgusTED
CheaTED
Non-exisTED
OverstaTED
BeraTED
InflaTED
SubjugaTED
DelegaTED
ElectropaTED
EvaporaTED
DiscombobulaTED
DestrucTED
CorrupTED
BusTED
DeporTED
OveraTED
FrustraTED
unwanTED
EliminaTED
DisrespecTED
DusTED
DistrusTED
InsulTED