So what culture did you appropriate when you chose to name yourself after a Gooch?
http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Grundle
"Oh, no, not the Gooch!"
I think we know where all the blog post ideas come from.
It just takes a psychic episiotomy and all the words fall out and are assembled in a random fashion.
Dr. Zoo of the Institute of Phenemonology does Psychic Episiotomies all the time for B list and below bloggers.