For future reference...not that anyone would have any handy at a time like that...dairy fats of any kind will quench the fire. Milk is usually the handiest form. Whole milk.
LOL, you must not have seen the thread the other day about some guy in Thailand squatting over one of those squat toilets, and a snake came out of it and bit him...there!
FAR more cringe-worthy!
I can laugh about my incident now, I can only imagine how hilarious it must have been to my comrades (some female) to see me empty that bottle of beer right down my pants with no preamble, warning, discussion, or hesitation!
I’ll remember the milk, but...who has a cow ready when needed????