What Bubba and Loretta were really discussing on the tarmac at Phoenix Sky Harbor

July 1, 2016

[wildbill]

Clinton: Hi, Loretta, I’ve just been playing golf. I do a lot of that in retirement. In between lucrative speeches in foreign countries. Heh, heh.

Lynch: Yes I’ve heard that. But I ...

Clinton: Speaking of retiirement, I could find you a place at the foundations. I Can’t ever have too many lawyers, ya know
We could book you for a couple of twenty minute speeches a year for maybe half a million.

Lynch: That’s very generous, but I want to spend time with my grandkids.

Clinton: Hey, no problem. They’d probably be a lot safer once Obama and I vouched for you on a trip to the Middle East. Can’t ever tell where a terrorist could strike, eh?

Well, gotta go. You think this over real good. The offer will be open until Hillary is out of the White House if you know what I mean. And I think you do.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Bill Clinton: Hey, Loretta! How ya’ doin’?
Loretta Lynch: I am doing well. How are you doing?
Bill Clinton: I am doing great. Just came here to Phoenix to play a few rounds of golf. Golf keep me in shape. My grandchildren keep me young. How are your grandchildren, Loretta.
Loretta Lynch: They are doing well, thanks.
Bill Clinton: Say, Loretta, do you remember who appointed you to the federal bench?
Loretta Lynch: I do and thank you again, Bill.
Bill Clinton: Say, Loretta, do you remember who appointed you to be the US Attorney for the Eastern District?
Loretta Lynch: I do and thank you again, Bill.
Bill Clinton: Say, Loretta, do you remember who recommended you to be appointed Attorney General?
Loretta Lynch: I do and thank you again, Bill.
Bill Clinton: Say, Loretta, do you think the Republican controlled Senate will confirm Merrick Garland?
Loretta Lynch: No, Bill, I don’t.
Bill Clinton: That’s a shame, don’t you think?
Loretta Lynch: I do, Bill.
Bill Clinton: Hillary and I don’t think Merrick Garland is the best nominee. It would be a shame if Hillary loses and the Republicans continue to control the Senate. Give my best to your grandkids.