Hey I am a slave to the government. All taxpayers are slaves and as a conservative I am being oppressed. I need a reparation.
Sorry, reparations are only for chattel slaves. You, citizen, are privileged to be donating your services to the government in order to help society. For that you deserve only the bare minimum of shelter and sustenance necessary to enable you to function in whatever role our benevolent leaders have elected to assign to you in their infinite wisdom. Clearly, citizen, you are in need of an attitude adjustment. Report to room 101 immediately.