Uh oh, now you’ve done it. A kilt is NOT a skirt.
Groundskeeper Willie: “Now the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ballgown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind you opponent with luxury. [Bart ties a set of balloon to his kilt, making it fly off with them and show his buttocks, which makes everyone gasp.] Aah, ‘tis no more than what God gave me, you puritan pukes.”
Bart: [hides behind a tree and laughs.] “That’ll hold me. At least until I get my hands on some kind of explosives.”