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After sampling the milk and finding it perfectly fine, Oliver seriously considers investing in Loony Lou's milk making device. So he brings a sample of the milk to a chemist friend of his in New York to have it analyzed. Turns out it does indeed have all the main components of milk. However, it also contains one "magic", very expensive, ingredient which would shoot the cost per gallon to $40! He informs his business partners in Hooterville of the apparent deal-breaking results of the tests -- that it would cost them $40 to produce a single gallon of the artificial milk, and Mr Haney immediately responds, "That's no problem. We'll just charge $50... (a gallon)". County agent/fellow investor Hank Kimball follows, "Now that's good thinking Haney!", pauses a moment to reflect and adds, "Well, it's not 'GOOD' thinking"... Anyway, the episode was titled The Milk Maker.
Is there anything a “Freeper” can’t come up with on a moments notice? You should be given an award for this post...
(I wonder how much those inventors (above) will charge, if they ever succeed in making fake almost-milk?)
Now, if only we could get cows to produce Chivas Regal 12 year old Scotch for two or three bucks a liter, instead of $50+...