Sure ENUF !! If he tells that dang story bout being ‘shot at’ getting off his plane in Oklahoma again, I’m gonna have a ....Uh Oh wait a second, that was whatsherface in Bosnia wasn’t it...?
That would be funny, and it might play well with the general public. It's too late to practice the delivery, but it would be good for the second debate.
"Of course I have international experience. I remember landing under sniper fire, in Bosnia. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles. Wait a minute, no, that was my distinguished and experienced opponent."
"I led our government's efforts that toppled several unfriendly but stable Arab governments and replaced them with failed states. Oh, no, sorry, that wasn't me either. That was the establishment insider candidate too."
"But, my job as president will be to lead our government, to choose the right advisors to recommend policies that serve the interests of the American people and that keep our country safe. My role will be to listen to expert advice, and when there is disagreement to weigh alternatives and to make sure decisions always serve the interests of America."
"As with all new presidents, the job will require that I build and expand my personal relationships with other national leaders. I will work with our global allies, and I will talk with our adversaries to see where we can work together for our mutual profit. However, I am running for President of the United States, not for UN Secretary General, and my focus will be on preserving, protecting, and defending the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, not on being a global nanny or policeman to the world."