When Bill was president he was walking a new puppy on the White House lawn. A Marine salutes and asks, “Sir, is that a new puppy?”
“Yes it is”, says Bill. “I got this for Hillary”.
“Good trade, Sir”.
BJ is boarding AF1 with a pig under each arm.
Marine guard salutes, and says “Nice pigs, Mr. President.”
BJ replies “Son, these are gen-you-wine Arkansas Razorback Hogs! Got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea.
Marine replies: “Good trade, sir.”
At least, that’s the way I remember it ...