[Vlad The Inhaler]

"...the author argues that criticizing Trump's shoe choice is really a criticism of the First Lady's empathy for victims of a natural disaster,
because by donning such expensive pumps she is somehow minimizing the calamity these people endured. "

Melania Trump Wears $40 Adidas Sneakers Moochie Obama Wears $540 Lanvin Satin
To Accompany President Trump As They Sneakers In Her Visit To A Washington, DC
View Texas' Hurricane Harvey Disaster Food Bank Feeding The Poor And Homeless

[Magnatron]

Michelle’s tuck was especially good that day...

[morphing libertarian]

melania sporting the upturned Jesse Watters collar