My suggested response:
Dear Mr. Mueller:
A number of America’s leading newspapers, including the Washington Post and New York Times, have documented well that my memory is faulty.
I suspect that you know the correct answers to all the questions you have posed.
My answering would gain you nothing in fact, but my cause me the great difficultly and embarrassment of explaining a memory fault, possibly in a court of law.
I surmise based on this list of questions that you have no further basis at this time to file any further charges within the scope of the duties assigned by you by Mr. Rosenstein.
Kindly do me and the American people a favor by facing that hard truth for a man of your zeal and resigning.
D. Trump
What a great response!
My answering would gain you nothing in fact, but may cause me the great difficultly and embarrassment of explaining a memory fault, possibly in a court of law.