I think Willy was really more of a hot dog and grinder guy …A Grindr guy, who is into hot dogs? Waitasec . . .
Willy always knew Hillary would have some hot sauce in her purse.
Most of what the US thinks of as Mexican food was really invented in Texas. I’m making Chinese for dinner, so there’s your cultural approbation. Earlier, I saw two white women wearing pink sombreros in a boat, sigh...
I celebrate San Jacinto Day when great grandpa hauled in Santa Anna to Sam Houston, not Cinco de Mayo.
I always heard that Cinco de Mayo was the annual day of mourning that commemorates the loss of the huge mayonaise shipment that was coming to Mexico on the Titanic.