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An old Hawaiian searched the folk lore archives.....

He discovered that if the native Hawaiian personage becomes unavailable as a human sacrifice, it is permissible to throw the guy’s wife into the volcano.


6 posted on 06/12/2018 9:02:01 AM PDT by Liz ( (Our side has 8 trillion bullets;the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.))
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‘An old Hawaiian searched the folk lore archives.....

He discovered that if the native Hawaiian personage becomes unavailable as a human sacrifice, it is permissible to throw the guy’s wife into the volcano.’

That would be great :)


7 posted on 06/12/2018 10:07:29 AM PDT by redinIllinois (Pro-life, accountant, gun-totin' Grandma - multi issue voter)
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it is permissible to throw the guy’s wife into the volcano.

How about the guy's husband?

8 posted on 06/12/2018 10:08:54 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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He discovered that if the native Hawaiian personage becomes unavailable as a human sacrifice, it is permissible to throw the guy’s wife into the volcano.

We're going to need a much larger volcano.

10 posted on 06/12/2018 12:58:52 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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