How the hell do you take your kid to fag day at the stadium?
Take me out to the ballgame
Take me out to the crowd
Why is his penis out? Faith and Begorrah!
This place is looking like Sodom and Gomorrah!
So, it’s root, root, root for the home team
Then bend over and spell run
‘Cause its R! U! N! on Pride Night at the old ballgame!