[FrankR]

Get yourself a drum machine, write some grade-school, playground rhymes, throw in a few dirty words, and you - too - can be a rap artist.

[circlecity]

"Get yourself a drum machine, write some grade-school, playground rhymes, throw in a few dirty words, and you - too - can be a rap artist."

if you make a vid of yourself doing it with your phone and then post it on youtube you're an "up and coming" rapper.

[HombreSecreto]

Hey, sounds like a plan. I’m on it.

All the posers looking stupid in the TSA line
While I be stylin, cruisin’ on by
Drinkin my wine like Calvin Klein