1. Never marry an American woman.
2. Never Marry.(except if she has lots of money and no prenup.
3. Always use a condom and spermicide jelly. Then take it with you.
4. Wash your hands thoroughly after doing so.
5. Never believe a woman who says she’s on birth control.(She might kill your baby or make you pay child support - even if the baby is not really yours).
6. Man up- these are you “men’s” rights”. Don’t be naïve.
7. Never sign a birth certificate without having a DNA test first.
There are still some good Christian American women. I married a Ukrainian but now the former Lenin Pioneer is a hardcore Trump activist.