Sure they can!
You just hit 'em with that Michelob Ultra and run 'em
through that Project Looky-Glass then ferment 'em in
Epstein's secret tunnels for a bit and BAM! There you go.
Satanic Pedo-Zombies mixing KoolAid better than them old
lunch ladies could make Orange drink.
Hey, don’t you know that Julian Assange is living in Phoenix and golfs every day?
The false fake Qult said so.
Don’t let reality get in the way of a good Boomer scam.