Greta Thunberg Humiliated as World Refuses to End When She Predicted - 'Survivors' Everywhere Are Roasting Her

Western journal ^ | 6/20/23

[BlueLancer]

I’ll play a bit of Devil’s Advocate. You see, Greta could still TECHNICALLY be “correct,” in that she didn’t SAY that the world would end in five years (from the date of her prediction); rather, she said that if we don’t get rid of fossil fuels in five years, then the planet was going to end BECAUSE we didn’t get rid of the evil black goo.

When the planet ACTUALLY ends, though, is anyone’s patootie, but by her reasoning, the world MUST end. Personally, I agree 100% with her on the world ending, just not by SUV usage, but the Sun devouring the Earth after it goes into Red Giant phase in a few billion years.

Ahhh, the scientific approach: cause and effect.

[dfwgator]

Every time I see Ted Danson I regard him with contempt. Any company that hires him as a spokesman should be as well.

[telescope115]

OOOOOOOOH……MAMMY!

[dfwgator]

Doctor says to the patient, “You’ve only got six months to live.”

Patient says, “But doctor, I can’t pay your bill.”

Doctor says, “Ok, I’ll give you another six months.”

[dynachrome]

The “Bride of Chucky” sez what?

[Peter ODonnell]

To be fair to her grumpiness, we should wait until midnight, the world could still end today if this prediction is accurate.

If it’s not accurate, I say set them all adrift in the arctic and let them learn first hand the error of their ways.

[FlingWingFlyer]

The bimbo needs to go buy herself a Barbie doll and spend her time ranting to Barbie in her Adolf Hitler rants.

[DoodleBob]

I will never bash Greta.

Her parents, however, are filth. So are the retinue her despicable parents hired to monetize Greta's environmentalism while using this ill child as a human shield.

It is well-documented that Greta is on the autism spectrum and suffers from ADHD. She was suffering from depression as well. Greta, while searching for meaning in life, picked up on this green nonsense. Her parents, rather than setting her straight - or since their leftists, at least protecting her - quickly pushed their minor into the limelight. This is neglectful, but hey the cash started to tumble in, and the parents' child was a comfy human shield.

Sure, she's reached the age of majority. But the aim of my disdain is where it belongs. Behold, the Grand Prize winners for narcissistic parents...

[chopperk]

Maybe Greta’s crystal ball has cracked because of her face.

[ExTxMarine]

If you use some of that “new math” then it all pans out and each and every prediction is 100% correct, because they tried!

GOLD STARS for everyone!

[BigFreakinToad]

get a job slacker

[paulcissa]

“She’s a witch! Burn her!”

[Ancesthntr]

That’s not what he said - he said it will become a red giant, which is accurate.

[Sicon]

How many of these doomsday scenarios have to be disproven before we finally stop listening to these people?

Many of us never listened to (much less believed) these idiots in the first place.

[cgbg]

My father smoked a cigar every day of his adult life and died last year at age 95.

According to the “experts” it is obvious the cigars killed him!

;-)

[Getready]

See?...climate change will destroy all of humanity...like 10,000 degrees of climate change.

[Getready]

Actually heterosexual aids is big in certain parts of Africa( e.g. along truckers routes)...apparently heterosexual anal penetration is a good transmission technique....vaginal sex has much lower transmission rates.
Fauci lost it awhile back.

[ifinnegan]

Not really, no.

It’s a money grab though. Billions go to fight it.

[jpp113]

Greta to World: “How Dare You!”

[jpp113]

Her current thing isn’t climate change garbage, it is communist “We must end western capitalist civilization”