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Man Charged in Cheese Attack Case
The Spectrum ^ | Friday December 12, 2003 | Elizabeth Miller

Posted on 12/12/2003 8:02:17 AM PST by Dr. Zzyzx

Edited on 05/07/2004 9:22:56 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

CEDAR CITY -- A Cedar City man was arrested Thursday after allegedly assaulting another man with a block of cheese.

Brent Little, 47, 439 W. Pine Cone, Cedar City, was charged with intoxication, a class-C misdemeanor and assault, a class-B misdemeanor.


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To: NormsRevenge; tbpiper; Frank_Discussion; martin_fierro; mhking
Edam! Don't get caraway! This is a difficult queso I think you need to slow down and take it asiago.
21 posted on 12/12/2003 8:32:43 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Support our tagline-and-release program.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Well, I don't exactly think he should be strung up by the gorganzolas, but his defense is likely to have more holes than a swiss cheese. Maybe we should just leave him (Prov)alone?
22 posted on 12/12/2003 8:40:13 AM PST by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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To: Frank_Discussion
I gouda go do some work now.
23 posted on 12/12/2003 8:42:13 AM PST by Prof Engineer (...just a moment, just a moment...I've detected a fault in the AE35 unit.)
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To: Dr. Zzyzx
allegedly assaulting another man with a block of cheese. . . . also allegedly tried to choke the victim. . . .

Could have done both at once with this:


24 posted on 12/12/2003 8:43:36 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Support our tagline-and-release program.)
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To: Dr. Zzyzx
Another case of food rage.
25 posted on 12/12/2003 8:44:12 AM PST by tob2 (Old Fossil and proud of it!)
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To: Dr. Zzyzx
CEDAR CITY

CHEDDAR CITY?

26 posted on 12/12/2003 8:44:57 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Support our tagline-and-release program.)
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"The victim was struck in the face with a block of cheese," Cedar City Police Sergeant Dave Holm said.

Yes, yes, but what kind of cheese? Inquiring minds...

27 posted on 12/12/2003 8:48:36 AM PST by martin_fierro (Calling the Pun Police on Charles Henrickson)
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To: tob2
Fromage rage?
28 posted on 12/12/2003 8:49:20 AM PST by Charles Henrickson ("Fromrage," for short?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The prosecution bears the burden of proovalone.
29 posted on 12/12/2003 8:50:25 AM PST by martin_fierro (Calling the Pun Police on Charles Henrickson)
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To: Prof Engineer
He was inebrieated.
30 posted on 12/12/2003 8:52:44 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Mothers Against Fromrage.)
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To: martin_fierro
Calling the Pun Police on Charles Henrickson

You're just engaging in parmesan politics.

31 posted on 12/12/2003 8:57:25 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (A good pun is its own reword.)
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Man Charged in Cheese Attack Case

Reminds me of that other famous Cheese Gangster, Al Marscapone.

32 posted on 12/12/2003 9:00:18 AM PST by martin_fierro (Calling the Pun Police on Charles Henrickson)
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To: martin_fierro
Bugzy Frigo
33 posted on 12/12/2003 9:13:53 AM PST by international american
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To: Charles Henrickson
ROFLMAO! Attack of the giant, killer cheese. Oh, Lord, so much fun for a Friday afternoon.
34 posted on 12/12/2003 10:15:09 AM PST by tob2 (Old Fossil and proud of it!)
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