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HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS
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| 12/17/03
Posted on 12/17/2003 11:10:48 AM PST by areafiftyone
What happens when you have
1) nothing to do
2) a sharp knife
3) a large lime
4) a patient cat
5) too much tequila
6) and it's football season?
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TOPICS: Pets/Animals
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Just a little humor before the holidays.
To: areafiftyone
Poster Cat for Ralph Nader's Raiders.
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posted on
12/17/2003 11:12:07 AM PST
by
Galtoid
To: areafiftyone
Someone at PETA would like to have a word with you.
;)
To: areafiftyone
This thread will soon be called "The Cat in the Chat."
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posted on
12/17/2003 11:12:27 AM PST
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Saddam looked like he could use a "Baath Party".)
To: areafiftyone
7) wife is not home
To: new cruelty
LOL
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posted on
12/17/2003 11:12:38 AM PST
by
areafiftyone
(Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
To: areafiftyone
Question: How'd you get the cat to drink the tequila?
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posted on
12/17/2003 11:13:42 AM PST
by
ken5050
To: areafiftyone
LOL!! I've seen 'that look' before...
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posted on
12/17/2003 11:14:12 AM PST
by
Riley
To: areafiftyone
I love it! However, you either had a big lime or you have a pin-head cat!
To: areafiftyone
He doesn't look all that patient to me.
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posted on
12/17/2003 11:16:30 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(...somebody had to post it...why not me?)
To: areafiftyone
LOL. Someone sent that to my email about two weeks ago. It is still so funny....
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posted on
12/17/2003 11:16:49 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(Laura Ingraham and Ann Coulter are living proof that not all blonds are dumb.)
To: Mo1; Peach; TruthNtegrity; homemom; Maigrey
laugh ping!
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posted on
12/17/2003 11:17:11 AM PST
by
prairiebreeze
(Rejoice in the love God has shown by sending His Son to live among us and in our hearts.)
To: areafiftyone
That kitty may be patient for now but that look says "You'd better put your cup on, sucker!".
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posted on
12/17/2003 11:19:06 AM PST
by
Bob
To: Arrowhead1952
I actually passed this around my office. Its soo funny. That cat really looks disgusted!
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posted on
12/17/2003 11:19:42 AM PST
by
areafiftyone
(Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
To: areafiftyone
Actually that must have been a really large lime :-).
To: Bob
"You'd better put your cup on, sucker!". Yeah, cats love citris fruit. Just rub fresh lemon or lime juice on your hand and try to pet one. It's a learning experience, plus the way the citris juice stings in your scratches helps you stay awake.
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posted on
12/17/2003 11:22:31 AM PST
by
Jim Cane
To: areafiftyone
That cat really looks disgusted!The owner had better make sure the cat has been de-clawed. He could be in trouble by that look. Better check your food before eating, buddy.....
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posted on
12/17/2003 11:22:43 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(Laura Ingraham and Ann Coulter are living proof that not all blonds are dumb.)
To: areafiftyone
From email it came, and to email it has gone.
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posted on
12/17/2003 11:22:51 AM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: areafiftyone
The Steelers first round draft choice next year. Great quickness, balance and anticipation. One scout was skeptical , though- said he was a pussy.
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posted on
12/17/2003 11:36:18 AM PST
by
almcbean
To: MaggieMay; Devil_Anse
Meow, meow. Kitty ping.
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posted on
12/17/2003 11:37:00 AM PST
by
Lucy Lake
(Spell check is a great invention, so are turn signals.)
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