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HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS
Me | 12/17/03

Posted on 12/17/2003 11:10:48 AM PST by areafiftyone

What happens when you have
1) nothing to do
2) a sharp knife
3) a large lime
4) a patient cat
5) too much tequila
6) and it's football season?

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Just a little humor before the holidays.
1 posted on 12/17/2003 11:10:48 AM PST by areafiftyone
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To: areafiftyone
Poster Cat for Ralph Nader's Raiders.
2 posted on 12/17/2003 11:12:07 AM PST by Galtoid
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To: areafiftyone
Someone at PETA would like to have a word with you.



;)
3 posted on 12/17/2003 11:12:08 AM PST by new cruelty
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To: areafiftyone
This thread will soon be called "The Cat in the Chat."
4 posted on 12/17/2003 11:12:27 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Saddam looked like he could use a "Baath Party".)
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To: areafiftyone
7) wife is not home
5 posted on 12/17/2003 11:12:29 AM PST by antaresequity (...)
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To: new cruelty
LOL
6 posted on 12/17/2003 11:12:38 AM PST by areafiftyone (Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
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To: areafiftyone
Question: How'd you get the cat to drink the tequila?
7 posted on 12/17/2003 11:13:42 AM PST by ken5050
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To: areafiftyone
LOL!! I've seen 'that look' before...
8 posted on 12/17/2003 11:14:12 AM PST by Riley
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To: areafiftyone
I love it! However, you either had a big lime or you have a pin-head cat!
9 posted on 12/17/2003 11:15:31 AM PST by T Minus Four
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To: areafiftyone
He doesn't look all that patient to me.
10 posted on 12/17/2003 11:16:30 AM PST by RichInOC (...somebody had to post it...why not me?)
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To: areafiftyone
LOL. Someone sent that to my email about two weeks ago. It is still so funny....
11 posted on 12/17/2003 11:16:49 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Laura Ingraham and Ann Coulter are living proof that not all blonds are dumb.)
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To: Mo1; Peach; TruthNtegrity; homemom; Maigrey
laugh ping!
12 posted on 12/17/2003 11:17:11 AM PST by prairiebreeze (Rejoice in the love God has shown by sending His Son to live among us and in our hearts.)
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To: areafiftyone
That kitty may be patient for now but that look says "You'd better put your cup on, sucker!".
13 posted on 12/17/2003 11:19:06 AM PST by Bob
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I actually passed this around my office. Its soo funny. That cat really looks disgusted!
14 posted on 12/17/2003 11:19:42 AM PST by areafiftyone (Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
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Actually that must have been a really large lime :-).
15 posted on 12/17/2003 11:22:25 AM PST by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: Bob
"You'd better put your cup on, sucker!".

Yeah, cats love citris fruit. Just rub fresh lemon or lime juice on your hand and try to pet one. It's a learning experience, plus the way the citris juice stings in your scratches helps you stay awake.

16 posted on 12/17/2003 11:22:31 AM PST by Jim Cane
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To: areafiftyone
That cat really looks disgusted!

The owner had better make sure the cat has been de-clawed. He could be in trouble by that look. Better check your food before eating, buddy.....

17 posted on 12/17/2003 11:22:43 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Laura Ingraham and Ann Coulter are living proof that not all blonds are dumb.)
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To: areafiftyone
From email it came, and to email it has gone.
18 posted on 12/17/2003 11:22:51 AM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: areafiftyone
The Steelers first round draft choice next year. Great quickness, balance and anticipation. One scout was skeptical , though- said he was a pussy.
19 posted on 12/17/2003 11:36:18 AM PST by almcbean
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To: MaggieMay; Devil_Anse
Meow, meow. Kitty ping.
20 posted on 12/17/2003 11:37:00 AM PST by Lucy Lake (Spell check is a great invention, so are turn signals.)
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