Oh, I'm sure I could. Make it nice and customizable - type in the name of the person or group, select a bunch of adjectives and such that you'd like used (maybe even spots to add your own, if you know what I mean and I think you do nudge nudge wink wink say no more) etc...
Could be interesting heh heh heh
LOL (if you know what I mean and I think you do nudge nudge wink wink)