Posted on 08/27/2004 4:42:10 PM PDT by hobie-one
I am searching for a cartoon, it had a suicide bomber standing before allah with a shocked expression as he is told it was 72 virgin daquarris (sp??)! Did someone save that one?
OK, that just LOOKS funny.
Nice puka shells.
What you wear in Vegas, stays in Vegas?
You found Virgil Edwards, kin folk to John Edwards. He ain't been seen since he done run off wiff his dog clint. Virgil is married to John's sister who happens to be Virgil's mother.
Gee, I wonder if he was a mill worker too!
Also, if anyone comes across the cartoon, "suicide bomber school",("pay atttention because I'm only going to show you how do this one time") I'll love to see that one again.
Beat me by 10 seconds!
LOL - I haven't had any luck with the virgin daquiri hunt though.
There was a joke about Osama in the afterlife -- getting the crap beat out of him by George Washington and the rest of the 72 "Virginians." I like that one. Didn't save a copy, though.
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter bomb blast at Tora Bora, Osama makes his way to the pearly gates.
There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama in the nose.
James Madison comes up next and says, "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.
Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and sixty-five other people who have the same love for liberty and America.
As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams, "This is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies, "I told you there would be seventy-two Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said
That's a good one -- thanks.
Way to go! Thank you!
How did you do that?
I save copies of a few cartoons that I think are good. I happened to have a copy of that one saved on my hard drive. Happy to help.
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