[Brad’s Gramma]

Well, isn't that a mouthful for my Brad? What does he say? Hi Casey! Hi Casey Kasem! Hi Mr. Kasem! Hi Mr. Casey!

Sheesh.

[Chad Fairbanks]

By the way, did you know that John Kerry commanded a rowboat when Washington crossed the Delaware? It's true! In 1776, on Christmas, President Washington ordered Kerry's boat into the colony of New Jersey!

I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't found this in the attic of my mother's home...

People have vouched that the signature is legitimate, so that means everythign else is!