And he served in Vietnam. And Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian.
And Bush did your daughter's geometry homework ALL WRONG!!
I've been saying that to everybody in my grocery store.
If they are checking their losing lottery tickets I tell them JohnKerry's got a plan to help you win the lottery.
If they are trying to reach something high on a shelf it's "John Kerry has a plan to help you reach stuff up high."
Or John Kerry's got a plan to fix all the shopping cart wheels.
Even the liberal Rats with the Kerry buttons on their coats laugh at it.