[freebilly]

Trebek: The sound that a dog makes.

Connery: Mooo.

Trebek: I'm sorry Mr. Connery, but that is not the sound a dog makes.

Connery: It's the sound your mother made last night.

[frankiep]

Trebek: You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Connery: No, but I did something to your mother with this mouth

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Connery: I pose a connundrum to you, a riddle if you will.

Trebek: I don't want to hear it.

Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck...I can't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore.

[frankiep]

Trebek: We would have accepted 'bow wow' or 'ruff'

Connery: Ohhh, ruff, just the way your mother likes it.