Posted on 03/25/2005 1:51:23 PM PST by pissant
What cars will drive the girls crazy?
1. A Beemer convertible. This is the BMW 330ic. It says you're sporty and have a few bucks of disposable income.
2. Jeep Wrangler. Says you are rough, tough and outdoorsy. You don't shave very often, but you smell like pine trees.
3. Mustang convertible. All-American sporty kind of guy. But no laying rubber in front of the women. It doesn't impress them. Really. Note to girls: This is a good car for getting the guys' attention, too.
4. A Mercedes always smells of money. This is the CLK coupe. It doesn't say, "I'm married with kids" like the bigger sedans. It says something like, "I'm a young, unattached lawyer with lots of potential to move up (to bigger, more expensive cars)."
5. The Corvette. The best car for picking up those 30-something divorcees. But please, no cheap aftershave and jewelry because you'll send them away screaming (except for the really desperate ones).
6. Any Porsche will work. This is the Boxster. It means you're not quite as filthy rich as a 911 owner, but you are possibly younger.
7. Audi TT Roadster says you're stylin' first. To hell with function.
8. The Acura Integra if you're a college-age guy and looking for a young lady with tattoos and / or body-piercings.
9. Jags say "prestige" and "I have money to burn on unreliable, impractical trinkets." This is the Jaguar XKR
Warning! Do not try to pick up women with any of these vehicles! - Any minivan, a Miata (she'll think your gay), or the Azteca!
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A Volvo is a definite liberal car, but I think Saab doesn't have that much stigma. I consider a Saab to suit my sensibilities - it is luxurious but not excessive, it is a car that doesn't look like many others - an individualist's car.
It's a bit unconventional, but sleek and sexy at the same time. It's just an unusual car for a person who doesn't care for usual things!
Even if it is considered a lib car, like I said, it's the MAN, and not the car! ;-)
My grandfather and carroll shelby made this bad boy no lie
Yep. Crank out the Judas Priest while cruising and you'll have every Courtney Love wannabe chasing you down! ;o)
Both of your pix are great looking cars.
That's a sweet ride dude.
I'm fixing up an '82 RX-7. Mrs Freebilly approves....
and if you got one of those..chicks will love it hehehe
I'm guessing Mrs. Freebilly will get to drive it alot!
The Miata is definitely a Gaymobile....
That's all the evidence I need! Women loved Jethro! ;-)
I get the Buick....
And men loved EllieMay
No doubt. Sold my 71 Torino a few months ago...still miss her. Ah well, I keep telling myself it was only to make room for a classic Mustang fastback someday.
I know I do! ;-)
its either priest,Ac/Dc Black label society or pantera
thing is around my hood chicks hear heavy metal and they look at you like your crazy
Better switch to rap and wear your pants down around your knees then!
Dang, my '94 Jeep Cherokee with the big dents and rusty hood isn't on the list.
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