11 Times In History It Has Been OK To Say The F word: SOME FUNNY TO LIGHTEN UP TODAY)

[TXBSAFH]

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"

~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"

~ Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

~ Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

~ Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

~ Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

~ Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

~ Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

~ Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

~ Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

~ Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

~ Saddam Hussein, 2003

[Tennessee_Bob]

"What the @#$@%@ did that @#$#@ing lietenant say?"


Me, several times between 1984 and 1994.

[Tennessee_Bob]

Hells bells - lieutenant, even.

@#$@#, can't believe I misspelled that.

[al baby]

oh F#($ president elect Hillary Rodman Clinton

[Natty Bumppo@frontier.net]

What Brigadier General Anthony McAuliffe, acting Commander of the 101st Airborne, REALLY said to the Germans at Bastogne on December 22, 1944

[TheMom]

Ah f@#%, I blew up El Roy's f@#%ing gun. - - Eaker, Aug. 2002

[Squantos]

I'm sorry ....I was making f*@&ing widgets !

[kevkrom]

"I don't care what you have to do... just get him the @!#$ out of me!" - Julius Caesar's mother, 100 BC

[kevkrom]

"I am too @!#$ing sober enough to drive!" - Ted Kennedy, 1969

[kevkrom]

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" ~ Pythagoras, 126 BC

Or, alternatively: "Oh yeah? Well @!#$ing prove it!"

[cloud8]

A-@%#*ing-men!

[The SISU kid]

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word @#$%.
Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...@#$% is the only word refered to as 'the f word...
It's the one magical word.
Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
@#$%, as most words in the english language is derived from german
...the word fuieken, which means to strike.

In english, @#$% falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for intance ...John @#$%ed Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley @#$%s.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the @#$%ing work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too @#$%ing much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is @#$%ing beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a @#$%.
As part of a word ...abso@#$%inglutely -or- in@#$%ingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...@#$% the @#$%ing @#$%ers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of @#$%...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got @#$%ed at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh @#$% it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really @#$%ed now.
Agression ...Don't @#$% with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this @#$%ing question.
Inquiry ...Who the @#$% was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the @#$% is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a @#$%-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go @#$% yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
...@#$% YOU!