Posted on 03/29/2005 4:39:30 AM PST by BigWaveBetty
Spirits were high in the offices of The National Enquirer in Manhattan last week. A gaggle of British interlopers had taken custody of the tabloid, a SWAT team of Fleet Street meat-eaters brought in to revive the storied but now flagging checkout magazine. Not only was The Enquirer moving its main offices and production facilities to Manhattan from Florida - effectively taking the gossip magazine uptown and mainstream - but even more deliciously the paper also had a cover article suggesting that a Hollywood actor's Super Bowl celebration was a bit more super than most.
Paul Field, the Enquirer's editor and a former associate editor of The Sun, a popular British tabloid, was in particularly fine fettle, even though he was fighting a cold. A stripper and prostitute had told The Enquirer that she spent Super Bowl Sunday last month in the company of the star of a popular television show. The actor, through a representative, has denied the allegations. The Enquirer saved the naughtiest bit from the stripper's account - allegations of drug use - for the issue coming out today, the last one produced in Boca Raton, Fla.
In holding off, the editors took a tactical risk that they would not be scooped. "No, I'm not concerned," Mr. Field said, sitting at a table in his office. "No other publication would touch that story," he said, unlike in Britain, where "there would be other papers all over it."
In order to ensure a steady inventory of articles like the super Super Bowl one that will compel checkout readers to actually buy the paper, Mr. Field hired a slew of British tabloid veterans, including Paul Henderson, the former Mail on Sunday investigations editor, and Steve Dennis, the ex-Daily Mirror reporter who broke the stories about Paul Burrell, ...
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Occasionally I watch The Daily Show but it's difficult to sit through the lame jokes they try to make out of the war in Iraq and the general goings on in the ME. Aren't there thousands of things happening in the world that are actually funny? Why try so hard to make fun of something that's not?
I'll be interested to see (repeats this week) if the recent UN and Kofi kerfuffle will register on their funny meter.
Yes! HLL and I were freaking over her new look yesterday while Prissy and Lisa were on Oprah. Sad, she used to be so pretty.
Monica should have gone back home (post-White House) and quietly tried to rebuild her life, instead of competing with Chelsea Clinton for the title of "most visible New York party girl seen at all the trendy hotspots."
Roger Simon deciphers the Second Interim report of the Independent Inquiry Committee into the United Nations Oil-for-Food Programme so you don't have to!
http://www.rogerlsimon.com/mt-archives/2005/03/second_interim.php
So is Kevin going to get visitation rights? Maybe the baby and Kevin can pal around with the 'VIP Escort' on weekends...
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Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
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HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting
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EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role-play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
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Bring your calendar or PDA to class
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Priscilla is a total mess. Her face is very disturbing. She is one operation away from becoming Jocelyn Wildenstien.
On another topic, I just drafted my living will (basing it on the one available online at the Allegheny County Medical Society's website). It gives a strangely comforting feeling to know that my wishes have been stated clearly.
I just scanned my Living Will and Do Not Resuscitate Orders into my computer and sent a copy off to my mother and will hand deliver a copy to my father in Florida tomorrow.
I also feel a great peace that my wishes are on file for the record and there is no question as to what I want done.
Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the very
beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, he's been out of work for the past four years and has not looked for a new job since. All he does is smoke cigars, and cruise around with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college, he does not even pretend to like me...and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do??
Signed,
Clueless
Dear Clueless,
Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore...You're a United States Senator from New York, act like one!
Ha ha!
Thought for the day:
If you consider that there have been an average of 160,000 troops in theater during the last 22 months, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000. The rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000. That means that you are 25% more likely to be shot and killed in our Nation's Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are in Iraq.
Conclusion: We should immediately pull out of Washington, D.C.
AL Reynolds had a surprise Tuesday night for his beloved wife, Star Jones. The happy hubby showed up at actor Alan Cumming's reading of erotica at Duvet Tuesday evening, checked out the room and made a beeline for the gift bags, to which he helped himself. We can only imagine what the newlyweds did when he got home with his swag, which included a pair of furry handcuffs, a whip and a bottle of Svedka vodka. Reynolds' rep did not return calls.
More of the world gone mad:
What a drag! Men who dress as women don't have the right to use ladies bathrooms, an appeals court has ruled. The decision by the Appellate Division came in the case of a Queens AIDS group, Hispanic AIDS Forum, that sued after its Jackson Heights landlord refused to renew its lease. The landlord wanted the group to agree in writing that its transgender clients - men who identify psychologically with women and dress in female clothing - would not use the ladies room in the building. The group sued, charging the landlord was violating state and city human rights laws. ... NY Daily News
I didn't purchase the rag or read the inside, just didn't have the stomach for it today.
Just heard the Pope has been given Last Rites and Prince Albert has taken over the reign of Monaco because Prince Rainier is in bad shape, too....
RIP Terri.
hello. I am emotionally spent tonite. I'll come back tomorrow when I can think straight.
We're all emotionally spent at this point, I think.
So sorry to hear you're fighting a bug at your house. I hope things straighten up for you soon.
Please don't flame me...I am outta here for the weekend and won't see your posts till Tuesday, lol.
No flames from here. I'm still pondering your thought.
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