And allow me to add this: it appears Paris "I'm an enormous slut" Hilton has a hamburger commercial and is on top of the world. It seems that sort of behaviour pays off, vide Lewinsky and Pamela Anderson. This being the case, it is beyond my ability to comprehend why the Whyisa isn't Queen of Entertainment for the whole U. S. of A. Patently there is some manner of dreadful discrimination against Texans going on amongst the turkeys who decide these things, or else they're just irresolute, and Whysa, I'd just like to say that considering your relentless efforts, it's a crying shame.
An oldish joke:
A beautiful young redheaded woman goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead takes her finger, pushes on the left side of her chest and screams, then she touches her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she touches her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?" "Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
That joke is an oldie but a goodie. I tell it to my true blonde sister at least once a year and she laughs as though she is hearing it for the first time.