[secret garden2]

According to a family member who is fluent in German, you are spouting gibberish at me. Didn't you think I would check your post? Gosh, patton, we shouldn't have left you out on the playground so long this afternoon. ;)

[patton]

Really? That is funny. I am a certified German linguist (DoD, protest scores of about 5), I lived in germany for a looong time, I actually served in the german army...Bundeswehr, Kampftruppenschule.1, Hammelburg....

But maybe I am spouting gibberish.

Where do the gibberese live, anyway?

LOL.

You should never leave me alone.

[patton]

"Bitte, nehmen Sie Platz. Einen ANDEREN Platz. Auf jedem Fall, wechseln Sie dem Platz - SOFORT."

"Please, take a seat. A DIFFERENT seat. In any case, move to another seat - NOW"