[Robert A Cook PE]

Ya better bet your bottom booty Betty Boobie is a better booby than the other guy you're gonna perk....

[Miss Behave]

Bobby, how do you do it? Your witty, if not blush-causing, way with words, doesn't seem to square with your rat's nest hair and runny nose and old gum befind your ear--WITH junch chunks in it. I observed early on your inconguities, pointing to your eccentricities which are the conundrum of Bobby...of which I like.

Now Scram or I'll pants ya.

Xs, I forgot what you call an unkwown down zipper, in Philly, but Bobby dun gots one...AGAIN...today. And he smells like a dirty boys' bathroom.