What about the Nick Nolte?
Worst hairstyle was the one popular with ladies on Lawn Guyland when I was a kid. Don't know what you would call it, but it involved permed hair teased up as high as a goal post.
From 1989-1991, I had a mullet. I thought I looked pretty cool, especially with my Metallica jean jacket.
Looks more like a Flowbee to me. :)
They left out The Combover?
I had a mohawk in high school. It was a foot tall, green as snot, and fantastic. Ahhh... Those were the days; drinking, brawling, acting like a general maniac. When I think about it it's a wonder that I managed to keep a good GPA.
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You talkin' to ME?
I don't know what you call it, but for a while, young guys were wearing their hair in numerous little wet-looking points on top of their heads, each with a blond tip. That was pretty darned ugly, too!
Re: the "ironed" look..what everyone forgets is that before girls ironed their long straight hair, they would wash it in beer..
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, "Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle... it makes your nose look too short."
I had a Mohawk for about 2 weeks in 1985. I visited my parents on a weekend home from college, and my mom began a crying jag that ended with me voluntarily cutting it off the next day to stop it. My dad liked it, and I always thought that HE was the stuffed shirt in the household.
What was the haircut worn by a lot of NCAA basketball players that made the wearer look like a pencil with an eraser?
Don't forget the Jeri-curl!!!
What? Doll hair didn't make the list? Whew! That's good!
Joe "Plugs" Biden
So which is it, Mohican or Mohawk? Two different tribes, ya know.
The Mohicans were exterminated, largely (oddly enough) by the Mohawks, who are still around.
Being from the South, I'm kinda partial to the mullet. Lots of guys look hot with one.