Here is one joke told at Church by a local pastor.
Man phones his brother's house.
Little girl's whispering voice: "Hello?"
Man: "Hi, Cindy. It's Uncle Bob. Is your Daddy home?"
Little girl's whispering voice: "Yes, but he's very busy right now.
Man: "What about your Mommy. Is she home?"
Little girl's whispering voice: "She's very busy too."
Man: "Are there any grown-ups there I can talk to? I have to leave a message for your Daddy"
Little girl's whispering voice: "The Policemen are here but they are very busy too.
Man: "Police? There are Policemen there?
Little girl's whispering voice: "Yes. They brought Police doggies and heliocoppers too.
Man: "You mean helicopters? What's going on?!?"
Little girl's whispering voice: "They are trying very hard to find someone."
Man: "Oh my goodness!! Who are they looking for?!?
Little girl's whispering voice: "They're looking for me."
Hah! Very good. Thanks.
Maybe he should shout into the phone, "Here she is!"
That one kind of scared me...