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Judge used 'penis pump' during murder case
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| September 26, 2005
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Posted on 09/28/2005 7:05:57 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
I say,
'guilty on all (sperm) counts'!
61
posted on
09/28/2005 7:36:47 PM PDT
by
ZOTnot
('We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good'--Hillary, 6/28/2004.)
To: Petronski; Lazamataz; Conspiracy Guy; Constitution Day; martin_fierro; mhking; rdb3; cyborg
while presiding over a murder caseSo many jokes. Gavels and banging and such. Just emulating Slick Willy perhaps? While presiding over a case? Ugh, that's just gross.
To: DocH
I think you've got the wrong black guy. Wasn't it Flip Wilson who said "here come da judge"?
I'm 99 percent sure it was Sammy who was 'da judge' on Laugh In....Flip's thing (just as funny) was Geraldine "You better shut yo' mouth" Jones.
63
posted on
09/28/2005 7:38:43 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Cindy, ya shoulda stuck with "offshore drilling" as your cause)
To: fortunecookie; cyborg
I do NOT want to see the briefs...
64
posted on
09/28/2005 7:39:41 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(I thank God for Cyborg.)
To: Zuben Elgenubi
Better than using a murder pump in a penis case.
To: fortunecookie
While presiding over a case? The defendant was appealing.
To: Cobra64
Do you mean Judge Babes?
Sure. Just as long as she slumps way down in her chair, so those present in the Court Room only hear the pants and moans, the yes! yes! yes! and the squish! squish! squish! of the pump and see only her glazed eyes and sweaty brow.
67
posted on
09/28/2005 7:40:53 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Show me a liberal and I'll show you a head and a heart, designed for nothing but cracking walnuts.)
To: Zuben Elgenubi
One “heard ’a swooshing kind of air, like kind of ch, ch’ and saw Thompson making some movement with his upper body and arms“ LOL
68
posted on
09/28/2005 7:42:38 PM PDT
by
Jorge
(Q)
To: linkinpunk
My dad always said, "find something you love to do and find someone to pay you to do it." Seems the judge had a good thing while it lasted.
To: ZOTnot
LOL! And sighs does matter.
70
posted on
09/28/2005 7:44:41 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Show me a liberal and I'll show you a head and a heart, designed for nothing but cracking walnuts.)
To: Zuben Elgenubi
71
posted on
09/28/2005 7:45:26 PM PDT
by
diamond6
(Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan)
To: Zuben Elgenubi
What's really gross is the forensic people cut the pump in two and swabbed it for DNA.
To: MarineBrat
While looking for "blow up photos" lookie at what I stumbled across.
http://www.kanyak.com/dws.html
Includes a great audio file.
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
If you're havin' trouble with your barnyard friends
You got a thing for ewes
Been countin' sheep, but you're not in bed
Here's what you gotta do
Get off the farm, stay outta the barn
Go read a nursery rhyme
Don't ring 976-BAAA, that kind of love's a crime
73
posted on
09/28/2005 7:47:56 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: Zuben Elgenubi; sheik yerbouty
The court has also permitted testimony that a second pump was seen under Judge Thompson's bench, despite his lawyers' attempts to get the evidence barred. I wonder if the judge was afraid that first pump would be jealous.
74
posted on
09/28/2005 7:49:29 PM PDT
by
Paleo Conservative
(France is an example of retrograde chordate evolution.)
To: Charles Henrickson
The defendant was appealing.Eeeewwwww, shudder.
To: Petronski
I do NOT want to see the briefs...Oh, this is just soooo gross.
To: Zuben Elgenubi
77
posted on
09/28/2005 7:51:30 PM PDT
by
KingKongCobra
(Trying to save the "Donner Party" from themselves.)
To: fortunecookie; Billthedrill
A "Polling the Jury" ping for you.
To: Zuben Elgenubi
this whole thing is just sick, and the jokes on all the posts are just as bad, if not worse. doesn't anyone appreciate the sacredness of sex anymore???
79
posted on
09/28/2005 7:52:54 PM PDT
by
GOP_Thug_Mom
(Crosby, TX--25 miles E/NE of dntwn. Houston)
To: fortunecookie
Oh, this is just soooo gross.PRECISELY why I don't want to see them.
80
posted on
09/28/2005 7:53:56 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(I thank God for Cyborg.)
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