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Don't ever pump the judge for answers.
1 posted on 09/28/2005 7:05:59 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Judge, are you banging the gavel...or are you just happy to see me?


2 posted on 09/28/2005 7:06:45 PM PDT by peyton randolph (Warning! It is illegal to fatwah a camel in all 50 states)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
That's not my bag, baby!

Honestly, it's not mine.

3 posted on 09/28/2005 7:07:26 PM PDT by Serb5150 (I'm preparing for the big one. Are you?)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Somebody has to ask.


Did it work as advertized?


4 posted on 09/28/2005 7:09:01 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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5 posted on 09/28/2005 7:09:06 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (Hey Fox News, MORE MOLLY, LESS Greta)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

I always believed you should love your work...

But, eakgad!


6 posted on 09/28/2005 7:09:53 PM PDT by linkinpunk
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"Thompson faces 10 years in prison and a £11,000 (20,000 dollar) fine for each offence. If convicted he would also have to register as a sex offender when released from prison."

Not heavy handed enough.

7 posted on 09/28/2005 7:09:56 PM PDT by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Now, if he had a intern.......


9 posted on 09/28/2005 7:10:05 PM PDT by 359Henrie
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Maybe he used it because he couldn't dunk?


10 posted on 09/28/2005 7:11:05 PM PDT by Hand em their arse
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"Both sides will begin quizzing a 350-member jury pool at the Oklahoma court today."


Ive never wanted to serve on a jury before but I feel strangly compelled to serve on this one.


11 posted on 09/28/2005 7:11:41 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

No, Your Honor, I will not approach the bench.


12 posted on 09/28/2005 7:11:45 PM PDT by lawnguy (It works Napoleon, you don't even know.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
'penis pump' = a Lewinsky???

When did Billy Clinton become a judge?

13 posted on 09/28/2005 7:12:39 PM PDT by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

No, Your Honor, I will not approach the bench.


14 posted on 09/28/2005 7:12:48 PM PDT by lawnguy (It works Napoleon, you don't even know.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Yuck - talk about a gag order.


16 posted on 09/28/2005 7:13:11 PM PDT by ladyjane
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

I thought this going to be about Judge Judy!


17 posted on 09/28/2005 7:13:19 PM PDT by TaMoDee
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
He was an envious proponent of a long(er) arm of the law.
18 posted on 09/28/2005 7:13:22 PM PDT by Shqipo (And so the great battle starts...)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

What a Jack Off!


19 posted on 09/28/2005 7:14:10 PM PDT by TexasTransplant (NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSET)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
LMAO...

What a nozz! I could be, he just found a new intern and neede a little help ya know...

20 posted on 09/28/2005 7:14:21 PM PDT by sit-rep (If you acquire, hit it again to verify...)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

I have always suspected that this is what goes on beneath those robes because of the things that go on in American "courts."


21 posted on 09/28/2005 7:14:37 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (We Gave Peace A Chance. It Didn't Work Out. Search keyword: 09-11-01.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Justice is blind.......and if he keeps using this damned thing, he'll lend credence to that axiom.


22 posted on 09/28/2005 7:14:53 PM PDT by RightOnline
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Ping.


23 posted on 09/28/2005 7:14:56 PM PDT by Petronski (I thank God for Cyborg.)
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