Up in my neck of the woods we have Idaho jokes.
Enjoy.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all pregnant, are in the waiting room of a hospital to get sonograms to find out
the sex of their children.
The Brunette says," I'm going to have a boy because I was
on top the whole time."
The Redhead then says, "Certainly I'm going to have a girl
because I was on the bottom all the time."
At this, the blond starts sobbing and crying, the other two
try and comfort her and ask what's wrong?
She tearfully replies, "I, I, I'M GOING TO HAVE PUPPIES!"