Mr. Smith comes home to his blonde wife, who has large bandages on her ears.
Mr. S: "What's wrong, honey? How did you get that bandage on your ear?"
Mrs. S: "I tried to call my girlfriend today, and I mistook the iron for the phone."
Mr. S: "Ouch! That had to hurt. So what happened to the other ear?"
Mrs. S: "I called 9-1-1."
LOL. Ouch!