.."I hate dimocRATS"
Posted on 11/02/2005 9:17:45 AM PST by kingattax
FARGO, N.D. - Former attorney general and governor candidate Heidi Heitkamp, a well-known Democrat, got a surprise birthday president from her brother that fits her politics, though maybe not her yard.
Heitkamp said she woke up Saturday morning to find a young donkey in her yard, a 50th birthday present from her brother, Joel.
"It's just about the cutest thing you ever want to see," Heitkamp said. "My biggest problem is, I can't figure out how to warm up a two-quart bottle."
Heitkamp said the young donkey is well behaved, but has a habit of braying loudly when trains pass near her Mandan home.
Heitkamp said her family has a history of unusual gifts.
"We're fond of giving each other live animals, and these animals have only progressively gotten larger," she said. "So Joel, he's going to get something very large and four-legged."
.."I hate dimocRATS"
Hmm, might better leave this one alone.
I didn't there were ANY Kennedys left for marriage........
I just can't leave it alone. I have to say it. An ass for an ass. There.
Less poop to shovel than an elephant...
Pass. Too easy.
"We're fond of giving each other live animals, and these animals have only progressively gotten larger," she said. "So Joel, he's going to get something very large and four-legged."
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Could she be referring to the Hildabeast?
What she thought:
You Jackass.
"My biggest problem is, I can't figure out how to warm up a two-quart bottle."
Go figure...the dems can not figure out how to do anything!
Well, finally someone can tell her she has a nice ass.
Might I suggest . . .
"Woman gets Donkey for her 50th Birthday"
Wow. Too many ways to take this one. You South Park conservatives behave yourselves!
You should know better thatn to post something like that. If my dog looked like her, I would shave his a$$ and teach him to walk backwards.
What a great gift! I'd just die if someone gave me a donk, or a mini donk for my birthday. He'd have to go live at my sister's house, though.
When is it news that someone gets some ass on his/her birthday?
"....a donkey says forever"
I personally would love to have a fainting goat! My friend's uncle has one. Ironically enough, they live next to a shooting range.
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