(Woody) Allen Likes Playing Father to His Wife

Internet Movie Data Base ^ | 11/2/05

[soltice]

pedophile jackass liberal alert!

[jalisco555]

Woody gets a liberal elitist MSM pass of course.

Any conservative who behaved like Allen would be banned for life from whatever profession he was in. Somehow, though, this bizarro keeps making movies, although no one goes to see them.

[Mr. Mojo]

[Woody] sparked an international scandal when he split up with his long-term partner Mia Farrow in 1992 after falling for her adopted daughter.

International scandal? ....a bit of an overstatement.

[sauropod]

"I used to go out bar hoppin'. Now I'm just adoptin'. Soon-Yi"

[HamiltonJay]

Wow, how messed up does this gal gotta be... steal your adoptive mothers husband, and make him your own? Not to mention the fact the guys old enough to be her grandfather to boot....

[fortunecookie]

Man, this just goes beyond creepy.

Woody just gets creepier with age and more open about it. One sick twisted freak.

[injin]

ah, but when the lights are out.....

[HitmanLV]

What a creepy, sick male.

[fml]

"The very inequality of me being older and much more accomplished, much more experienced, takes away any real meaningful conflict."

.....takes away any real meaning to the relationship. Fixed.

[Recovering Hermit]

Despite the controversy it caused, Allen has come to view Farrow's discovery of his nude photographs of Previn...

Thankfully nude photos of either have not been made public.

[Buck W.]

Very sad. Personally, I find that many of Allen's movies rank among my favorites. However, one can't overlook this perverse side of him.

[Gay State Conservative]

I'll bet ya dollars to donuts that she refused to sign any prenup.

[MotleyGirl70]

I wonder what he does when she says; "These pretzles are making me thirsty."

[Rummyfan]

But she's young and probably worships him.....

[conservativebabe]

I've always known something was wrong with that guy.

[jalisco555]

I'll bet ya dollars to donuts that she refused to sign any prenup.

I'll bet you're right but at this point I suspect they'll be together for the rest of his life. What woman would want him after this.

[conservativebabe]

It's good, I like it.

[LibWhacker]

Thank you! Stanza #2 will be released in approx. 10 years, considering how long it took me to crank out the first stanza. :-)

[jalisco555]

This one should have had a barf alert attached. :)

LOL. I figured it wasn't necessary and I didn't want to ruin the perfect headline.

[Cecily]

Keep dreaming, Woody. Experienced and accomplished, feh. If you lost all your money, your stepdaughter/wife would no doubt disappear in a flash. Furthermore, who knows what young Soon-Yi does on the side with younger fellows? If she would betray her own mother, she would certainly betray your sorry behind.