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Pcottraux's Friday FReeptoon
January 13, 2006 | pcottraux

Posted on 01/13/2006 2:59:13 PM PST by pcottraux

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To: pcottraux; Dark Skies

What about the "No nakedness during sex" fatwa? That could be hilarious...


21 posted on 01/13/2006 4:57:35 PM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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To: LongElegantLegs

I'm not sure I've heard this one.


22 posted on 01/13/2006 4:59:46 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux

OK!! That is fine!! Keep it up!!


23 posted on 01/13/2006 5:01:19 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I promise.


24 posted on 01/13/2006 5:02:26 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux
Here's the guy the whole world is looking at right now (I didn't draw this BTW) and he talks to mohammed (or allah/satan/prince of darkness) five times a day...


25 posted on 01/13/2006 5:06:21 PM PST by Dark Skies ("A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants." -- Churchill)
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To: pcottraux
In Egypt, there has been a 'fatwa' announced, that forbids couples to be naked during love making. "Completely naked during the sexual deed makes the marriage invalid"
26 posted on 01/13/2006 5:06:50 PM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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To: pcottraux

Good stuff, thanks.


27 posted on 01/13/2006 5:09:26 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Dark Skies

I remember him saying that he received a "divine vision from Allah" while speaking to a huge crowd of Iranians. That's why I made him the target a few weeks ago: that guy must be smoking something.


28 posted on 01/13/2006 5:12:13 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: Victoria Delsoul

You're welcome.


29 posted on 01/13/2006 5:12:35 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: LongElegantLegs

Wow, that's absolutely ridiculous. Allah likes to stick his nose in peoples' private lives too much.


30 posted on 01/13/2006 5:13:27 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux

He does indeed...


31 posted on 01/13/2006 5:14:16 PM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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To: LongElegantLegs; Dark Skies

I remember reading once about Islam that there's a rule that if you flatulate during prayer, your prayer is invalid and Allah will not listen to you.


32 posted on 01/13/2006 5:15:21 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: LongElegantLegs

Your name is too Elegant. Anything you say might be interesting. I have some thoughts on sex without nakedness but they aren't halal.


33 posted on 01/13/2006 5:15:53 PM PST by Dark Skies ("A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants." -- Churchill)
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To: pcottraux
Ahmadinejad is only smoking the hookah. I think he is a true believer. He is only insane if what he believes is untrue.

That's the question, isn't it? Whatever it is that's true...all the other beliefs are insane. And everyone has a belief...even atheists believe in nothingness.

If we seek sanity...we must make a decision. Are we on the right path...or not?

34 posted on 01/13/2006 5:20:59 PM PST by Dark Skies ("A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants." -- Churchill)
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He is only insane if what he believes is untrue.

I'm not entirely convinced he is receiving any visions. But he must believe it, or he wouldn't be making such insane moves and statements that could bring the American military against him.
35 posted on 01/13/2006 5:26:16 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: Dark Skies

I read once also that there's an Islamic teaching that Muhammed once jumped into the sky and cut the moon in half with his sword.


36 posted on 01/13/2006 5:42:22 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux
The world is at war with islam and islam's allah (Teddy Kennedy is comedic relief)...

There is plenty of info right here on FR about islam.

The question for you is...do you want to be a player? Or do you want to play it safe?

Allah wants to know.

37 posted on 01/13/2006 5:48:55 PM PST by Dark Skies ("A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants." -- Churchill)
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To: Dark Skies

Well, most of the world to me seems unwilling to fight the Islamic threat, but is content to bow down and watch them take over (France being a perfect example).


38 posted on 01/13/2006 5:55:06 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux
Bwahahahaha!!!

What an anal-retentive religion...literally and figuratively.

39 posted on 01/13/2006 6:00:43 PM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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To: Dark Skies

I think I'm flattered. :-P


40 posted on 01/13/2006 6:01:23 PM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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