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To: retrokitten
Happy Friday!!

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaims, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." It's as simple as that. So, I looked around my house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Jack Daniels, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel!

71 posted on 03/10/2006 11:15:17 AM PST by b4its2late (Terrorists will either succeed in changing our way of life, or we will change theirs. - Rummy)
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To: b4its2late

LMAO!! That is great!


74 posted on 03/10/2006 11:16:10 AM PST by retrokitten (www.retrosrants.blogspot.com)
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