After a tree attacked my house last fall and costme about $10,000, I've launched an all out herbijihad.
That's horrible! But you have to hand it to the tree for that kind of conviction...lay low as a terror cell for a few decades, gain your trust, and when you least expect it, kill itself and damage your home as retribution for all of its brethren who died so you could build your house.
NO WOOD FOR DWELLING!