God: (To Serpent). Thou Deceiver! Wriggle in the dust forever... ZAP!.... Oh, sorry Flipper, I didn't see you there standing behind the serpent; best get into the water pronto.
Well, for Flipper it could be an advantage (assuming he liked swimming and fish)
But vitamin C? Punish sailors thousands of years later? I man, most people *like* eating fruit.
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh"
-- Heinlein