There are millions of kids simply heartbroken over Pluto. I personally know several who cry themselves to sleep every night over Pluto's fate. Evidently, the people in the IAU are heartless and they probably want to take away school lunches and strip the elderly of their social security. How could they do this to an innocent, defenseless planet? John Kerry would NEVER let this happen. If he was to run again on a platform based on restoring Pluto to its rightful place of honor in our solar system, he would win in a landslide.
Another retroactive Kerry campaign promise! Pluto would never have been decanonized if John Kerry were elected president.