[muawiyah]

If, as he said, he was there in the hot tub with

and nothing happened, he should have been hauled off to the rubber room at Bethesday Naval.

[Erasmus]

If, as he said, he was there in the hot tub with [plowboy bunnie - ed.] and nothing happened, he should have been hauled off to the rubber room at Bethesday Naval.

First of all, he was supposed to go to the rubber room before [plowboy bunnie - ed.], but if nothing happened with [plowboy bunnie - ed.], he wouldn't have needed to go the the rubber room in the first place!