[opinionator]

I bet most players on the team can't even spell their own names.

Then how do they sign the back of their checks?

[opinionator]

Maybe they get direct deposit. Boosters are clever these days.

[Proud_USA_Republican]

checks leave a paper trail back to the athletic department and boosters.

Envelopes of cash and gold chains don't.

[TaMoDee]

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