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Alert . . . Alert... Global Warming Alert
Vanity

Posted on 02/14/2007 3:24:08 PM PST by Papatex

From: Internation Bureau of Weather and Enviroment Dated: 14/02/07 (1800)

Be advised that the heat generated by the human body when shoveling show contributes to Global Warming.

If you must shovel, an individual must wrap him/her self in sufficient clothing to prevent heat transfer to the atmosphere.

If not, you must bear the guilt for all man-made global warning.

The heat police will be watching, so button up.


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To: Papatex
When I read "Alert . . . Alert... Global Warming Alert. I accidentally farted.

Please don't tell Greenpeace. Please?

21 posted on 02/15/2007 8:09:23 PM PST by MaxMax (God Bless America)
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